I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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