so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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