I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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