I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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