We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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