I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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