I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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