Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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