Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i think my tv is drunk
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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