We're like a lot better than the average bears
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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