If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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