If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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