he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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