I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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