you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Is it because I queefed?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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