gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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