im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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