Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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