i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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