You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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