nutella sex= disaster
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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