The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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