The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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