I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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