Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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