first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize