I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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