shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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