at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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