Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I just blew my weed a kiss
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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