Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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