The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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