I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
