So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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