didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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