so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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