ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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