quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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