I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
i out mim tonsoeep
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