You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
