Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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