Your dad touched me again.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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