the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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