do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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