PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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