just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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