if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
operation have a gay friend backfired
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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