Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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