He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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