if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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