Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
