I want to stick my p in your. b.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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