I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
did you just send me my own nude
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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