I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize