You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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