I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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