I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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